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“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“Forget finding the country squire’s legs– I’d much rather have a look at yours.â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“The stage is set. The curtain rises. We are ready to begin… Sorry, didn’t I mention that I’m an exhibitionist?â€
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes. Wear the damn hat.â€
“I don’t just want you to be the shadow that defines my every sunny day– I want you to be my future too.â€
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“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“I bet I would enjoy you more than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“You’re more important than understanding the obliquity of the ecliptic.â€
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“You not loving me would mean more misfortune and disaster than the Second Afghan War.â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Without you, my heart is more broken than the glass used to create Emelia Ricoletti’s ghost.â€
“Forget the hanging in Wandsworth– I’d like to take a ‘professional’ interest in how well you’re hung.â€
“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because there’s only one of you.â€
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly imbecilic Scotland Yard could be confused about them.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“From a drop of water, a logician should be able to infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara, but they’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to infer how wet I can make you.â€
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
“If you were 221b, I would never let the illustrator make you drab and dingy.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t help but stare at you even when I’m talking to someone else in the room.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so much more than just make tea for you.â€
“I want to ‘abominable ride’ you.â€
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your beauty, I’d say they’re the same thing.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
“I get lost in your eyes easier than other people get lost in the Carmichaels’ hedge maze.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Anyone could be the Abominable Bride, but only you could be my bride.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“I never understood the murderous jealousy of the one who wrote about the obliquity of the ecliptic until I saw you with another man.â€
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?